There were five people aboard an airplane having engine
trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four
parachutes
. Everyone wondered what should be done to determine who
should get the parachutes. One person said that he was the smartest
thing that hit the face of the Earth, and that he was too smart to die.
So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft. The
second person said that she was too important to die, she had children
and a family to take care of, and they depended on her to care for them.
So, she took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft. The
third person said that he was too important to die because his family
depended on him for survival. He was the head of household and the sole
bread winner. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the
aircraft. Finally, there were only two people left, and one parachute.
One person was a 12 year old boy, and the other was a 65 year old man.
The old man said, "Well son, I have lived a good life, and you are too
young to die, you have a long life ahead of you. So, you take the last
parachute. The boy asked, "Why, Sir?" The old man said, "Well, there is
only one parachute left." The little lad said, "Sir there are really two
parachutes left." The old gentlemen asked, excitedly, "Yeah? How?"
"Well," replied the boy, "you know that guy who thought he was the
smartest and greatest thing that hit the face of the Earth? He grabbed
my backpack."
Today's Joke
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