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A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he

Barrister Akpors and the farmer

Barrister Akpors who’s gone to the village for Xmas celebration went hunting in a nearby village.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
As Barrister Akpors climbed over the fence,

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Hello Dad, I didn't tell mummy that you kissed her
friend, Linda,

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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back

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A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her  students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little

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This was a conversation between a Police inspector and a man:
MAN: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t come back
INSPECTOR:

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Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde

Ali Baba advices unmarried couples

According to him, getting the spare keys to your partners apartment is the ultimate trust.

He wrote,

"Sometimes it's

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Akpors returned a missing purse to the owner in a market.
The lady

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HUSBAND: Sweetheart!
WIFE: Yes honey!
HUSBAND: Come!
WIFE: Why?

Funny facts we can learn from Uganda politicians

 

1. Include your supporters and fans

Learn how to break up before valentine

 
Too broke or afraid to deal with the Valentines Day hassles and spending? Here are 7 easy ways to break up with your lover before February 14
1. 16 Missed Calls?

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A blonde, brunette and redhead were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, redhead had Marlboros,

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Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said,

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Yo mamma is so ugly,

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One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked, "What happened?"

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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight . When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad, they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," answered the son.

Sermon

During an impassioned sermon about death and final judgement, the pastor said forcefully, "Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement." Glancing down at the front pew, he noticed a man with a big smile on his face

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A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment.

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During an impassioned sermon about death and final judgement, the pastor said forcefully, "Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement." Glancing down at the front pew, he noticed a man with a big smile on his face