U S A

Akpos was doing his geography assignment with his dad…

DAD: Akpos, which country is near to U.S.A?

Akpos: I don’t know dad.

FATHER: I will
beat you today if you don’t answer my question, because during my own time in school, I knew everything and I answer any questions my dad throw at me correctly. Now again, which country is near to U.S.A?

Akpos: (Trembling with fear) U.S.B

FATHER: (Excitedly) You are lucky you got it right!